so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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