spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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