I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
