Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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