help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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