I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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