it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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