you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
send nudes
from the living room?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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