literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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