Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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