No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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