im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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