Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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