Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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