Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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