i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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