Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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