He is an equal opportunity slut.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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