I showed him my bush... on skype.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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