How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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