ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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