I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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