He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize