just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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