Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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