Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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