She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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