if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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