is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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