What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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