It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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