we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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