why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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