So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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