Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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