Little spoons don't ask big questions
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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