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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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