I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He shit in the fireplace
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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