Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
