I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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