Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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