i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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