we have officially lost it.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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