He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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