i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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