D3 body, D1 cock
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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