Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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