i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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