How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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