i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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