I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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