try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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