when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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