Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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