Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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